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Transfunctional

facts-i-just-made-up:

njrvmdcapa:

facts-i-just-made-up:

ofcolourfulpens:

anacrusisnt:

facts-i-just-made-up:

spnwholocklover:

facts-i-just-made-up:

A congressional aide informs President Franklin D. Roosevelt of the loss of World War II
In 1945, the second world war was going poorly for America. Russia had almost overtaken the United States at the Canadian border and things looked grim.
After the powerful Russian “Tet Offensive” on January 30th 1945, the situation had deteriorated to the point the war was thought to be unwinnable. Congress was prepared to concede the fight and declare Russia the winner, then pursue a full surrender of the U.S.A.
But President Roosevelt would not give up. He would win the war at any cost, and it was in this moment that he ordered the use of the nuclear bomb on the Russian capital of Hiroshima. The rest, as they say, is history. Russia surrendered unconditionally the day after the bomb was dropped, and Russian Emperor Nicolas II was executed for his role in war crimes against Americans at Waterloo. The same aide who had days earlier told the president that America was about to lose was charged with informing him that the war had indeed been won. It was then that the president uttered his now famous quote:
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like… Victory."

Guys. Hiroshima is not in Russia. It’s in japan

Today it is, but this post is about World War 2 (1907-1952) during which borders changed rapidly. World War 2 was fought mostly in the form of “Trench Warfare” where every square foot of land was paid for by the blood of thousands. Maps had to be redrawn hourly, and as a result the cartography industrial complex grew massive and held a controlling interest in government affairs. Later it would be responsible for the assassination of JFK, the first president to go by his three initials since FDR, and the penultimate before LBJ.
As for Hiroshima, yes it is currently located in the country of Japan. But through most of the war, Japan was merely a state in Russia, which was at the time fully named “The State of Russia and Japan and Providence Plantations” and Hiroshima was its capital city. It was only moved to Moscow when the Soviets took over in 1969 and turned the country into a Marxism. This is why you sometimes hear of WW2 as being a fight against Japan, or its regional army, the Germany.

THE BLOG IS LITERALLY CALLED FACTS-I-JUST-MADE-UP USE YOUR EYES

I am 90% certain that is a behind the scenes shot of Dr. Strangelove. Peter Sellers has never been the President of the United States, to my knowledge.  

Though the blog I reblogged this from originally listed it as a shot of Stanley Kubrick and Peter Sellers, I and my team of robotic fact checkers have confirmed every detail of the article above.
But since you mention it- A funny story about Peter Sellers.
When Hal Ashby made the film “Being There” about a gardener who rises up  the social ranks in America, he wanted the performances to feel natural so he cast real socialites, senators and congressmen and had them improvise, none were told Sellers was an actor.
Remaining in character for the entire shoot, Sellers met many of the men and women who run the nation and the impression he left on them all in the film was quite real. Ashby died before he could tell any of them that Sellers was faking. Sellers continued to play up his new connections and was for a time the republican nominee for President against Bush Sr.
Sellers died before the election but measured very highly in the polls, meaning had he lived only two months longer, he may well have been president of the United States.

I am occasionally witty in text and less so in person. I wonder what the eff it’s like to have a battle of wits with this person.

It would look a lot like this.
But write me sometime, I’m up for whatever.

facts-i-just-made-up:

njrvmdcapa:

facts-i-just-made-up:

ofcolourfulpens:

anacrusisnt:

facts-i-just-made-up:

spnwholocklover:

facts-i-just-made-up:

A congressional aide informs President Franklin D. Roosevelt of the loss of World War II

In 1945, the second world war was going poorly for America. Russia had almost overtaken the United States at the Canadian border and things looked grim.

After the powerful Russian “Tet Offensive” on January 30th 1945, the situation had deteriorated to the point the war was thought to be unwinnable. Congress was prepared to concede the fight and declare Russia the winner, then pursue a full surrender of the U.S.A.

But President Roosevelt would not give up. He would win the war at any cost, and it was in this moment that he ordered the use of the nuclear bomb on the Russian capital of Hiroshima. The rest, as they say, is history. Russia surrendered unconditionally the day after the bomb was dropped, and Russian Emperor Nicolas II was executed for his role in war crimes against Americans at Waterloo. The same aide who had days earlier told the president that America was about to lose was charged with informing him that the war had indeed been won. It was then that the president uttered his now famous quote:

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like… Victory."

Guys. Hiroshima is not in Russia. It’s in japan

Today it is, but this post is about World War 2 (1907-1952) during which borders changed rapidly. World War 2 was fought mostly in the form of “Trench Warfare” where every square foot of land was paid for by the blood of thousands. Maps had to be redrawn hourly, and as a result the cartography industrial complex grew massive and held a controlling interest in government affairs. Later it would be responsible for the assassination of JFK, the first president to go by his three initials since FDR, and the penultimate before LBJ.

As for Hiroshima, yes it is currently located in the country of Japan. But through most of the war, Japan was merely a state in Russia, which was at the time fully named “The State of Russia and Japan and Providence Plantations” and Hiroshima was its capital city. It was only moved to Moscow when the Soviets took over in 1969 and turned the country into a Marxism. This is why you sometimes hear of WW2 as being a fight against Japan, or its regional army, the Germany.

THE BLOG IS LITERALLY CALLED FACTS-I-JUST-MADE-UP USE YOUR EYES

I am 90% certain that is a behind the scenes shot of Dr. Strangelove. Peter Sellers has never been the President of the United States, to my knowledge.  

Though the blog I reblogged this from originally listed it as a shot of Stanley Kubrick and Peter Sellers, I and my team of robotic fact checkers have confirmed every detail of the article above.

But since you mention it- A funny story about Peter Sellers.

When Hal Ashby made the film “Being There” about a gardener who rises up  the social ranks in America, he wanted the performances to feel natural so he cast real socialites, senators and congressmen and had them improvise, none were told Sellers was an actor.

Remaining in character for the entire shoot, Sellers met many of the men and women who run the nation and the impression he left on them all in the film was quite real. Ashby died before he could tell any of them that Sellers was faking. Sellers continued to play up his new connections and was for a time the republican nominee for President against Bush Sr.

Sellers died before the election but measured very highly in the polls, meaning had he lived only two months longer, he may well have been president of the United States.

I am occasionally witty in text and less so in person. I wonder what the eff it’s like to have a battle of wits with this person.

It would look a lot like this.

But write me sometime, I’m up for whatever.

Canes are super badass. Like they’re a handrail just for you everywhere and if you don’t think that’s awesome I don’t know what to tell you.

chicagojewgirl:

"Incompetence" is a state that can be declared in a court of law which removes legal autonomy from an emancipated person. Namely the right to testify ("Incompetence to testify" is a specific example), but it can be used in other circumstances.

You are emancipated from your parents’ custody when you turn 18, or earlier if you file for emancipation in a court of law and can prove your ability to be self-sustaining.

If a person is declared incompetent they no longer have the legal right to self-determine what treatments they will receive, where they will live, etc. They will lose the right to sign contracts because their signature loses all legal value, but their caretaker can sign contracts in their stead. What this means is that they can be submitted for experimentation without their consent.

If you don’t see how this facilitates the abuse of disabled people then I really can’t help you.

(via awrrex)

robotlynx:

what??? youre pansexual??? what the HECJK is that? no no no this is going to have to go through macklemore first

(via lgbtlaughs)

BREAKING NEWS

aellagirl:

nullifiedknight:

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aellagirl:

An earthquake wiped out Etchisketchistan today

The families left alive are pretty shaken up, but they see it as a clean slate.

Yeah, but when it comes to sketchy building codes we have to draw a line in the sand.

There’s no easy way to dial in on better methods. They’ll have to draw inspiration from past projects.

If they turn a few knobs maybe they can get a preliminary outline.

It’d be quite the twist, they might not even scratch the surface.

Some would say it sets a dark contrast to an otherwise gray area of dispute.

They’ll debate it until they’re red in the face. Still, they might carve out their place in the history books.

Now that the area has been shaken, citizens are citing a need for even greater transparency.

We do need to send them a very clear message. I mean, their entire world has been flipped upside down.

The entire town has been leveled. It’s a very graphite scene.

(via queertzal)

analoge:

boyexemplified:

yeahnodudehella:

Masculinity is so fragile.

MAN CAVE STRONG! PROTECT FAMILY, DEPENDABLE FISHING!!!

Is this the endless mantra that streams through the heads of dads everywhere?

"compasionate"

analoge:

boyexemplified:

yeahnodudehella:

Masculinity is so fragile.

MAN CAVE STRONG! PROTECT FAMILY, DEPENDABLE FISHING!!!

Is this the endless mantra that streams through the heads of dads everywhere?

"compasionate"

(via awrrex)

princeowl:

reminder that the matrix trilogy was written and directed by a trans woman (lana wachowski) along with her brother

one of the most influential and iconic sci fi movies was created by a trans woman and MORE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS!! lana wachowski is a babe and an inspiration, one of the few female directors in hollywood as well as one of the few transgender people in hollywood. 

yes lets all celebrate the white woman with dreads!

(via lipstick-feminists)

vermillionqueer:

chocolate-time-machine:

more bear owls
based on my favorite owls <3

trutrutrain I think they’re missing one
vermillionqueer:

chocolate-time-machine:

more bear owls
based on my favorite owls <3

trutrutrain I think they’re missing one
vermillionqueer:

chocolate-time-machine:

more bear owls
based on my favorite owls <3

trutrutrain I think they’re missing one

vermillionqueer:

chocolate-time-machine:

more bear owls

based on my favorite owls <3

trutrutrain I think they’re missing one

If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?

Unknown (via sharkeisha)

You’re right, I should stop hanging out with myself. *rolls eyes at ridiculous cliches* 

(via iamabigfluffycat)